wet rat man

[wet rat man]

[the-rogstar]

»he gave me a rib-cracking embrace, lifting me several inches from the floor, and I became intimately acquainted with the true scent of his ragged overcoat« 

had to draw my favourite moment between Frey & McGray for the release of the final book in the series 😭❤

[wet rat man]

[solarishashernoseinabook]

hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore

Keep reading

[wet rat man]

[theabstruseone]

I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

• Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
• The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.
• The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.
• The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
• Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
• The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
• Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".
• He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

[atalana]

not that i didn't want to believe you op, but i had to check that er thing out for myself, bc that just seemed too cartoonishly stupid to be real

but holy shit

[wet rat man]

[mantorokk-writes]

“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine

[skelettes]

“This character is dead in canon” then explain to me why they’re still running around and living rent free in my head.

[lady-raziel]

[wet rat man]

[lolmemez]

Protect physcial media! 💿

[wet rat man]

reading a fic, character named their dog Yennefer, when asked says she’s named after a witch from a polish novel, I’m dead

[wet rat man]

[jellyfishinajamjar]

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

[wet rat man]

[pyjamacryptid]

So. I drew that “Arthur’s fished out of the lake” au of mine

edit: yes I know that boats like that likely wouldn’t fish on a lake, and that where avalon should be isn’t really a lake anymore - I promise I know this 😂 - the imagery of Arthur being fished out of a lake in a net was just too hilariously powerful 😂

[wet rat man]

[artchael]

gwen wip !

[wet rat man]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Vecna being disappointed because he wanted to turn Eddie to his side when he turned into a vampire. Eddie's emotions are incredibly heightened, and they're all pointed at Steve. His emotions are stronger than Vecna's mind control.

"Kill him," Vecna said.

They were standing in Steve's room. Eddie was watching Steve sleep.

"Aw, but Henry, he's too cute to kill," Eddie said. "Look at him, I think he's fighting in his sleep."

"Imma kill you," Steve mumbled.

"Aww."

"Kill. Him."

"I shan't," Eddie said. "To slay a sleeping prince with a greater beauty than all of the stars in the universe would be most uncouth of me."

"Oh, for fuck's sake," Vecna swore and Eddie gasped. "Fine, I'll do it."

"Oh, Henry, you really shouldn't have said that," Eddie grinned menacingly.

Steve woke up to the sound of a loud thump. He blinked his eyes several times. Standing there, alive and well, was Eddie Munson. He was holding Vecna's dismembered head in his hands.

"I brought you a present," Eddie said.

[wet rat man]

[jamjoob]

I HATE THE AM⏰💥I HATE THE PM🇬🇧💥

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🎸 PRINTS 🎸